Kids Are Turds: Brutally Honest Humor for the Pooped-Out Parent



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"I couldn't wait to review this project, and it did not disappoint. I have been a longtime follower of Jennys blog and Facebook page and LOVE them! Her real talk approach to parenting makes you feel like youre not failing to live up to some unrealistic standard. Even with her blunt honesty you can see her deep love for her children throughout the book. Its a great reminder that we ALL go through times like this, and were all doing the best we can. Thank you, Jenny, for bringing humor and creativity to this life we call mommyhood!" Dawn Recor, blogger of Diary of a Not So Wimpy Mom"Getting shockingly emotional over soup commercials, treating solo grocery-store-trips like tropical vacations, staying up and watching kiddie cartoons hours after her kids have gone to bedand, of course, compiling a blackmail album for when her boys get old enough to date? Jenny Schoberls Kids Are Turds is a ridiculously funny and heartfelt chronicle of what it means to be a mother, and whether falling into parental stereotypes is something to fightor something to embrace with all your heart." Dressler Parsons, Student-Tutor.com"If anyone can prove that youre never too old for bathroom humor, its Jenny Schoberl. Lock yourself in the bathroom with Kids Are Turds and laugh away . . . likely while your own kids are being turds!" Leanne Shirtliffe, author of Don't Lick the Minivan and Mommyfesto"Moms everywhere, rejoice! Kids Are Turds gives you permission to whine into your (much-needed) wine as you flop down in exhaustion after another day of wiping up the unmentionable mess you know will magically reappear tomorrow. Laugh it off, ladieslet Jenny show you how." Karen Moline, coauthor of the New York Times bestseller, Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us why books are important than internet Kids Are Turds: Brutally Honest Humor for the Pooped-Out Parent


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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful. Not a Momma Regret Here!!!By CustomerJenny is hilarious and doesn't leave any mommy-stone unturned in her super funny 2nd book. I religiously follow her blog and look forward to the daily funnies that come my way via Holdin Holden on Facebook. I appreciate the honesty and true to life stories and can't wait for what's next from this local Momma of Holden and Parker - you won't be disappointed!0 of 0 people found the following review helpful. We love Jenny!By Brandi R.Jenny brings you in her life in a very real and hilarious way. She reminds you that you're not alone in feeling crazy through the journey of motherhood. That it ok to be very best "ok-est" mom in the world at time, and sometimes it's ok to call your kid and Awhile. She normalizes the everyday crazies you feel at times, and let's you know that you're not alone. One of the hardest parts of parenting is feeling that you are failing because sometimes you just want to run, scream, call them A-holes, laugh at them, or whatever the case might be. She let's you know not only is ok but almost all mom's are thinking the exact same thing. You're reminded that wanting to sell them on the black market with a zero return policy is perfectly normal, but at the end of every day after they are all knocked out cold that you wouldn't change a thing because they like you are perfectly imperfect. And that is ok.1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. Jenny does not disappoint! This book is hilariousBy CustomerAs usual, Jenny does not disappoint! This book is hilarious, I made myself limit the number of chapters read each day just so I could savor it longer, lol If you enjoy laughing your butt off then you should buy this book. If you like potty-mouthed parenting humor (and who the heck doesn''t) you MUST buy this book as well as "Musings of a 20-something mom." I have had my husband and kiddos look at me as though I have grown 2 additional heads because I keep laughing out loud as a I read. This book is worth far more than the current sale price, get one for you and for everyone on your Christmas list!


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