I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting



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Karen Alpert

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Crass, inappropriate and absolutely hysterical. In other words, absolutely everything you could want in a parenting book and more. (Jill Smokler, author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy)Beware of Mom: She bites. Karen is crass and abrasive and makes no apologies, nor should she. Her take on family life is funny, filthy and familiar... Reading her stories will make you laugh so hard...your head will explode. (Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink and Swear)From the Back CoverPopular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parentingI Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper. About the AuthorKaren Alpert loves her family, chocolate and writing, in that order. So when shes not taking care of her kiddos or drinking Hersheys syrup straight from the bottle, shes probably working on her blog Baby Sideburns where she entertains hundreds of thousands of stressed out parents every day. She is aNew York Timesbestselling author and also an expert nagger who relentlessly badgers her husband until he finally breaks down and does what she wants. what is the most selling product in the world I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting


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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful. VERY FUNNY! But be careful....By Customerthere are several places that you should not attempt to read this book.1. the sidelines of your kids soccer practice, because as you are laughing so hard you are crying, other parents are looking at you quizzically since little Johnny just got kicked and is crying.2. the waiting room outside your kids CCD class... there are a lot of pictures that make us baby-sideburns fans crack up repeatedly, while some shall-we-say less fun people will purse their lips disapprovingly.3. The back row of jury duty. The court officer will confiscate your book, although you will definitely see him smirking after lunch because he totally read it too and thought it was HILARIOUS.For real, Karen Alpert hits the nail on the head with this book the same as she does with every blog. She is funny, clever, witty, REAL, and best of all just GETS how the rest of us moms feel most of the time. I am totally going to buy 20 copies and give them out as Christmas gifts. I am still deciding about using the vagina cupcakes for Christmas baking.... :-)0 of 0 people found the following review helpful. Relatable and funny but too politically biased.By KBComedy is what I needed right now with my two toddler balls of fire. The author could definitely make me laugh out loud- at times- but I was disappointed with how much political opinion was thrown into the mix. I loved the real life stories and could relate on a mom level which allowed me to really enjoy it, mostly. But the overt political opinions were too much. I don't think I would read another book by this author.1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. Great book!By C YoungPurchased this for my daughter-in-law for Christmas, she begged for it! She loves it!!!


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